Total Medals Earned: 458 (From 138 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,245 Points
Medals Earned: 6/7 (245/270 points)
Medals Earned: 10/10 (95/95 points)
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/125 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (150/150 points)
Medals Earned: 7/12 (250/500 points)
Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/265 points)
Medals Earned: 3/4 (75/100 points)
Max upgrades in ale quality.
Max upgrades in weapons.
Beat doug to his bloodiest.
Last up to day 15.
Earn over $2000 in one day.
Reach a score of 1 million
Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.
The fastest route isn't always the best one.
I think you missed a step in there somewhere...
HEY! Watch where you are pointing that thing!
LOOK out for PoolSharks.
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
Scorpion would be proud.
One of these days Alice... straight to the Moon!
I wish every lifeguard made his pool as safe as you!
What were you doing?
Duh Dum.... Duh Dum... Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum Duh Dum!
Sell out
And bears, oh my!
Meow
Keep those nails trimmed
Kill. Everyone.
Reclaim you sunglasses
Take out the trash
Don't let the bedbugs bite
Give birth
Do nothing
Die alone
Domo Arigato Mister...
Build-a-Mom
Save the planet
Enter the dragon
Dream big, little man
Bee beautiful
Cock joke
Build all robots
Complete a robot with less than a minute on the clock
Happy Birthday, Loachie.
Enter a portal.
Collect at least 6 artifacts.
Make at least 10 visits to Looming.
Collect at least 18 artifacts.
Collect all of the tally beads.
Collect all of the diagram pieces.
Collect all of the Lorem tablets.
Collect all of the Path rings.
Collect all of the Seecha rods.
Collect all of the Oarbor bones.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Concorde
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Complete the first day
The lunar surface...
What really happened?, it was all a dream?
Enter in the true secret room, welcome to Lunar Industries!
They were meant to be.
Here my heart can rest.
So much for that appetitive for destruction...
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